Welcome

I've decided to chronicle the more bizarre aspects of my life before old age kicks in and I forget all my good stories.

The title of this blog is attributed to a popular brand of energy drink called "Red Eye".  Those who know me personally will know that my relationship with Red Eye borders on sexual.  My desk is usually overflowing with empty Red Eye bottles, so most of what I write here, you can be assured, will most likely be written in a Red-Eye induced catatonic state.

I'm not sure what you should expect, but hopefully it will be funny enough to be enjoyable.

So, enjoy!